GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS

01- Don't ever lie 2 us...We always find out !
02- We don't enjoy Talking dirty 2 you...as much as you enjoy listening !
03- Don't say you understand when you don't !
04- Girls are pretty...But yours is the Prettiest !
05- You don't have PMS...don't act like you know what it is like !
06- Saying something sweet might get you off the hook...
doing something sweet will always get you off the hook !
07- If you talk about having a BIG dick...we know U
don't !!!
08- Size does matter...But only to HOES...Not girls tha want relationships !!!
09- We don't like it when you act like Mr.-BIG- !!!
10- A system in your car only impresses your homeboys
Not us !!!
11- No matter what U say...Your Ex-Girlfriend is a hoe !
12- It's good to be sensitive ...sometimes !!!
13- If u did something wrong or even if u didin't apologize !
14- We are self-conscious by nature...We can't help it !!!
15- We are DrAmA Queens !
16- Fashion police do exist !
17- We absolutly Do NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, Paintball or anything else you and your friends talk about !!!
18- Hugs and kissen must be given at all times !
19- We don't shave our legs everyday...so get over it !
20- Don't make bets about us..We always find out !
21- Shave..! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks....We HATE it !!!
22- Don't compare our breasts with Pamela
Anderson's...hers are Fake..Just remember
that !!!
23- We are Beautiful at all times !!!
24- We will always think we are Fat..So humor us ans tell us we aren't !!!

25-  There is no jealouse 'cause of all the excisting exgirlfriends, the fact you're not in their bed proves we can keep in ours
26- Most importantly...We are ALWAYS right...so don't forget it